586ESDA6897W – Just last night I was lying awake in bed. Tossing and turning, mind was racing, wondering how I get my shotgun even closer to the bed. Since you can’t be outside of arms reach of your shotgun, buy the backup! According to the company buying a bed gun rack is the smartest money you will ever spend. Well, what if you have restless leg syndrome? Sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen!
I have seen the future and it’s sparkly (guardian.co.uk)
The Forgotten: Life as a Lethal Enforcer (destructoid.com)
Note to Plaxico: Stupid can be forever (thestar.com)
The FTC can kiss my ass: UPDATED (crooksandliars.com)
Former captive feels for Edmonton WCB hostages (cbc.ca)
And blaming his financial adviser for the recent money woes. It seems like bankrupt celebs are always blaming their advisers. This past April, Cage said goodbye to his Bavarian castle, now he has homes currently on the market in California, New Orleans, and Las Vegas. Hancock Park Real Estate Company who owns Cage’s properties were foreclosed on as well.
Cage has supposedly bought a jet, yachts, a castle, over 50 cars, over one million in comic books, multiple mansions which are supposedly haunted, two Bahamian islands, a $500,000 Lamborghini which once owned by Shah of Iran. My personal favorite, the $276,000 dinosaur skull. Supposedly he was in a heated bidding war with Leonardo Dicaprio. He also purchased many rare and exotic animals. Who doesn’t have an octopus and king cobra anti-venom serum laying around their house?
Nicholas Cage is Broke? (manolith.com)
Really? Housing crash painful for celebrities, too (lansner.freedomblogging.com)
Happy Belated Con Air Day! (takepart.com)
Review: G-Force (crunchgear.com)
Recent Movies I have Seen. (shoemoney.com)
Transformers More than meets the Eye!
This guy has a serious costume. It would be interesting to know how long it took to make this costume. He could pull in some serious cash as certain costume contests pull in hundreds of dollars.
Transformer Cufflinks – Geek Formal Wear (mrgadget.com.au)
Transformers 2 sells 7.5 million DVD & Blu-ray discs. Can’t you people find a better movie to buy? (crunchgear.com)
Transformers Season Two Giveaway ‘More than Meets the Eye’ (wired.com)
The Halloween ‘Week in Advertising’ (mediabistro.com)
Ping pong is one of my many passions. In fact, I taught both of these guys everything that they know.
Ping pong cannon blasts through drywall and particle board (crunchgear.com)
Hello There, Little Ball [Wake Up Deadspin!] (deadspin.com)
Fix a Dented Beer Pong Ball [Games] (lifehacker.com)
PAX 2009: Penny Arcade worked on collectible ping-pong card game (joystiq.com)
Interesting video of a Asian game show. These two are playing tug of war with their heads on either end of a nylon. I’m not sure if either of these two can be called a ‘winner’ they get an “A” for effort though! One thing I’ve realized is that no matter how many times you watch this video its still kind of shocking.
New Thao With The Get Down Stay Down Video – “When We Swam” (stereogum.com)
A True Foreign Beauty: The Winning 2014 Asian Games Stadium Design (gizmodo.com)
Just how many free games are in your future? Nexon’s Min Kim has answers (venturebeat.com)
Japan’s atomic cities announce bid for 2020 Olympics (nationalpost.com)
Ok.. We aren’t rocket scientists here at MinuteKiller, we never claimed to be. Our mission is to kill your time and that’s exactly what this stupid video will do.
Very Touching Dog Story (doggies.com)
Have you ever seen an orangutan walking a dog? (doggies.com)
Is your dog a boy or a girl? (doggies.com)
We Have a Winner! (doggies.com)
Death of the World’s Tallest Dog (doggies.com)
You’ve probably seen the Hubie Humphry Metrodome right here in Minnesota. If you haven’t had the chance, it’s an inflatable roof. If it rained it would probably be the biggest slip and slide in the world!
One Last Visit (minorleagueball.com)
Deadspin In Minnesota: A Previewaroo! [Balls Deep] (deadspin.com)
You: Win and Pray: The Minnesota Twins and the Metrodome Make One Last Stand (bleacherreport.com)
Central playoff would be at Dome (ballhype.com)
Maybe this will get picked up as a realty show on E! or one of those super classy channels. I wonder if he ever was able to find Bardelndoos Street
“Kanye & Lady Gaga’s FK Tour CANCELED!!” (theybf.com)
“Pelosi: Grayson Shouldn’t Apologize” (huffingtonpost.com)
“Kate Gosselin — Jon Only Cares About Jon” (tmz.com)
“Ardipithecus: We Meet At Last” (blogs.discovermagazine.com)
This guy has WAY too much time on his hands.. or should I say too much time on his Man Toes?
GO USA!!
The Cincinnati Zoo does an excellent job of producing videos. You can see some of their other animals on their site.
Ohio Cheetah Clocks In At 36 MPH: Faster Than Usain Bolt (huffingtonpost.com)
Fast And The Fur-ious: Cheetah Breaks Record (news.sky.com)
One Fast Cat (neatorama.com)
Trampling blamed for Alaska walrus deaths (seattletimes.nwsource.com)